If experience is the only thing in life worth accumulating, why erase it? SECOND DEGREE, HONORARY MASTER'S, COLUMBIA SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM FIRST MOTORCYCLE FIRED SECOND MORTGAGE BIG PROMOTION (DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES, FORTUNE 500 COMPANY) DIVORCED PARIS AND ROME (ALONE) SECOND GRANDCHILD (ANOTHER BOY) REMARRIED PARIS AND ROME (WITH BILL) BILL'S MOTORCYCLE BILL'S SECOND CHILDHOOD [copy excerpt]