Brenda Cullerton is a writer/creative consultant with too much time.

That's right. She has so much time, she just got a tiny tattoo of an open book on her left ankle. She goes to the movies in the afternoon. She naps. (O.K. That's a lie. Nobody naps in New York.)

"I don't get it," you might say, after taking a brief look at her work for some of the world's biggest, most prestigious brands in fashion, beauty and the home.

"How could she possibly DO all this work and still have time for tattoos and the movies?"

Contact her. Please. And if she has time, she'll tell you.